fridays letters

dear fiance, i know i can be a huge brat when i dont get my way or when your plans squash my plans. please learn to deal with it i am working on it, until then i am sorry for my brattyness. 

dear body, i am sorry. you need a tune up and a perhaps i should treat you better, but you know i cant say no to peppers, cheese, anything fried and chocolate. maybe you should work out a little more, chubs. 

dear headache, go. away. 

dear weather app on my phone, YOU LIAR!! 90% chance of rain? there isnt a fiken %5 chance of rain, and i didnt do my hair or wear a cute outfit today because you said it was going to rain. boo on you. 

dear rye rye, sorry i was so mean today- but that stupid tooth of yours better come in soon because your crying makes me bonkers. 

dear wedding, i have come to the conclusion that i am ok if you plan yourself. i will leave you a budget and a color scheme, try not to blow the budget and we will be just fine. let me know when you are done. oh... and you only have 6 months. 

dear dora and diego, why??? 

dear apartment, bro. you look like a tornado of  toddlers with scissors has been here. clean yourself up before people start to think that smell in the downstairs hallway is coming from our unit. 

dear future husband, i know you read my blog. i dont tell you things bu you seem to know them even though i only told my readers. are you stalking me? also, sorry for the brattyness again, but im not making dinner, lets hope you are willing to order pizza, again. 



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5 comments:

  1. My body and I need to find a balance too, our relationship is off, and I sit here eating chips as I write this. OY!

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  2. I second that - dear headache letter! This one has been lingering all day.

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  3. Haha. This was a really sweet post. I recently made a pledge to love my body more as well! :D <3

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  4. ha-LARIOUS! I seriously just cracked up at all of these! I love it!

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  5. Yeah, seriously Dora & Diego, stop torturing us!!

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